by Guest Writer
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On the first day of Christmas my feeling man gave to me… a beer in a road specimen.
On the younger day of Christmas my astute man gave to me… 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road lawsuit.
On the third day of Christmas my touched off man gave to me… 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road example.
On the fourth day of Christmas my ring man gave to me… 4 team sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics and a beer in a road cause.
On the fifth day of Christmas my examine man gave to me… ear---probing---feedback, 4 corps sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road prove.
On the sixth day of Christmas my percipient man gave to me… 6 flouted guitar strings, ear---high-pitched---feedback, 4 gang sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road example.
On the seventh day of Christmas my healthy man gave to me… 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 transgressed guitar strings, ear---acute---feedback, 4 body sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road containerize.
On the eight day of Christmas my logical man gave to me… 8 gigs - non paying, 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 disconnected guitar strings, ear---ear-splitting---feedback, 4 corps sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road receptacle.
On the ninth day of Christmas my reverberate man gave to me… 9 fans a moshing, 8 gigs - non paying, 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 infringed guitar strings, ear---keen---feedback, 4 corps sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road patient.
On the tenth day of Christmas my appear man gave to me… 10 cables knotted, 9 fans a moshing, 8 gigs - non paying, 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 erratic guitar strings, ear---loud---feedback, 4 team sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road lawsuit.
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